More Whole Foods!

 This is the list of stores within 35 miles of the Brentwood location:

And here's the map of nearby stores:

 

Pretty sure Ted was blowing smoke when he said Midwest was the largest region.  There's no way we have more stores in the Midwest than California.

      The West LA store is super close to Culver City, which I think was still one of our possible options.
      Unfortunately, Echo Park and Silver Lake are here:
     

Which means the only reasonably close store to them is Glendale.

 Ugh someone made this guy at Colectivo wear a beardnet and he looks as sad as a dog with a cone.

Well, that's all I've got for today!